10 Sarcastic Gujju One Liners


Gujju One Liners

Facing sarcasm isn’t something that is new to a Gujju. We can beat Chandler Bing out of the way in a snap. At times we may get on cloud nine thinking that the opposite person is complimenting us but no, no, no! Learn to read between the lines, darling! Here are a few words which are commonly misunderstood as compliments. Thank us later!

Following are 10 Sarcastic Gujju One Liners

1)

So basically if a kaaki or a maasi tells you this or for that even your mom, most of the times she is sarcastic. It literally means you are not so smart and better get your senses settled.

2)

So you bragger! Keep your stuff to yourself and do not be a chaltu fartu bak bak machine.

3)

This usually means, the person is cunning AF but does not take it upfront. But we know ke kon bhagwaan nu manas che ane kon nathi 😛

4)

You look hideous but just because you are up in front of my eyes I can not help but put on a fake smile and make you feel important.

5)

This will be usually told by those guests who turn up at your place fortnightly for mafat nu jamvanu and do not mean it at all. In fact aava mehmaan na ghare ekaad vaar jai aavanu, maja padi jase !

6)

Amne khali five star nu badhu faave. Is what is the underlying meaning.

7)

Really? Jyare 2 kalaak betha tyare tamne yaad naa avyu massi, have toh java do!

8)

Well we all know what this means!

9)

Mafat nu hoye etle bolvuj padey, option nathi! Khao khao kaaka, vicharine j “saras” jamvanu banaavyu che.

10)

AKA tu bau JABRI che!

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