If you are an ambitious soul trapped into this idiotic society, this is just for you. With excuses and taunts like “ your body clock is ticking ” / “ beta vaad khari jase pachi chokri nai male ” Gujju aunties just do not give up on your marriage. For them your marriage is the solution to all the problems of this globe. Your marriage is the reason for their headaches at night. The real reason why you are being tortured by these crazy ladies is their need to show off their wealth at your wedding and of course free food for her entire family for five days! So go onto reading what these kaakis and maasis say when you are 25 and unmarried.
Following are 12 Things Gujju Aunties Say When You are 25 And Unmarried
1) “ Atli saari job toh che, lagan kem nathi karva ? ”
Mari marji!
2) “ Tu jaldi lagan kar, etle tara nana bhai/ ben nu jovanu chalu kariye.”
Chill maasi, they must have found their partner without your expert advice.
3) “ Tara lagan thaye, etle tara Maa baap ne shaanti thase.”
Ooh! They told you and not me who is their own blood?
4) “ Ummar vai jasey, toh saaru patra nai male.”
So kaaki tame world tour kari lidhi “ saara patra ” na statistical report mate?
5) “ Have settle aj che tu, Lagan thaye etle bhal bhala settle thai jaye ! ”
You surely do not leave a chance to showcase how intelligent you are !
6) “ Kyare ne kyare toh lagan karvana j che, Bas Have bau thayu.”
Who are you to decide my priorities? Huh!
7) “ Pehla na jamana ma toh 18 varsey parnaavi deta ta”
Yes you rightfully belong to that era! Go back please.
8) “ Tari kundali maa dosh nathi ney ? ”
Naa pan tamari common sense ma che j !
9) “ Ghana vakhat thi gharma prasang nathi thayo, lagan kari le beta ! ”
How about celebrating your stupidity?
10) “ Haji ketla paisa kamava che, badhu lagan pachi karje. ”
Lagan itself requires a shit load of money if you aren’t aware maasi !
11) “ Apde toh open minded che, tare koi lafdu che ? ”
Ok detective! Relax! You are the last person I will blurt out my relationship status to.
12) “ Tara lagan ma tara friends potana chokrao lainey aavse.”
I may not be sure about my marriage date and year, but the one thing I am sure about is ‘ Mara lagan ni kankotri tamney lagan pachij malse’
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