The festival of being fancy has arrived and Gujaratis will never have enough of it. Navratri is the time when we come across the most hilarious people. Some good, some not so good. Here is a little directory of the different types of people whom we meet at every Garba night !
Following are 14 Types Of People We Meet In Every Navratri
1) The one with the “ setting ”
This person is the one whom you call up only a week before Navratri. “ Bhai pass nu setting kari aap ne ! ” is what he/she hears hundred times before Navratri. Do not be surprised if your call is ignored by them, they are enjoying their mini celebrity phase!
2) Miss perfect !
She is the one who comes perfectly dressed top to bottom and is envied upon by many girls! Even after 3 long hours of Garba she will still look the same, all perfect!
3) Forever Vaydo!
The person who shows up in pyjamas even after “ Traditional kapda pervana che, vaydo nai thais tu!” being yelled at a million times
4) The bhukkhad
“ Tya khavana stall hase ne ? ” is what this person asks before leaving for the venue, everyday! Even if it is not planned finding food even at some remote location is their thing.
5) Harakhpaduda !
Not having the perfect dress for all nine days makes them go mad! They prepare for navratri since the last navratri and will reach the venue an hour early. “ Hu kyarno pochi gay0 kya cho badha!” is what they do thereafter
6) Mr. Perfect
The guy who makes every girl go GAGA by his garba moves and swaying hair! Playing garba besides him is every Girls dream. He will come looking dapper in the best kediyas and be flocked by girls for a selfie post garba. Why so perfect!
7) Keepers.
Phones, wallets, water bottles, Jhumkhas, vehicle keys, dupattas and what not! This person holds it for everyone and is typically found standing in the centre of the circle saying “ mari pase che badhu, no tension ! ” Oh dear god! Thank you, keeper.
8) Super singers
Lip synking to every Garba played is their duty. Also they are the ones who say “ Khotu gayi rahiya che, aam na chale ! ” even if one word is sung differently.
9) The late comer.
The entire squad has to wait for this person even after the entire ground has started playing garba! Their realistic excuse is “ Traffic hato yaar! Navratri che”
10) Farta raam !
All they do is Hop from one group to another after every ten minutes because everybody on the ground knows this person. Why so social!
11) The sweaty one.
Even before the garba night begins their clothes are drenched. “ Yaar tu deo maa nahiney aavje ” is what they are instructed everyday.
12) The one who has deadlines.
“ Marey ghare jaldi javanu che ” is their slogan for the night! Poor souls can not breathe at peace because their parents keep calling them and the entire group again and again.
13) Prop masters!
They have a thing for traditional props. Bet it carrying the traditional chatri or Earthen pots on the head, These guys can pull it off like a pro. Just how?
14) The twirl girl.
She will twirl hundred times to just get a perfect picture of her twirl like Deepika did in Ram-Leela! Best of luck just dear, don’t bombard my Facebook wall with a caption “ Candid che ! ”
15) The Dslr friend !
Who gets a Dslr to a Garba night? Now that you have please maro photo pad ne! Their hobby got them in a fix.
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