Going to the USA is of course one great great achievement! Bhaai America jaaye che, Seth bani gaya! Is what every Gujju going to the USA will face. Even if most of the relatives are out there settled, you going there will of course be another feather to their cap. Lagan jetli taiyaari thase when you are going to AMERICA! Have a look at what every Gujju going to the USA will relate to
Following are 10 Things Every Gujju Going To USA can Relate To
1. The eternal calculation 1 USD = maaru lohi paani!
I just can not go wrong on this point. Biju badhu baju ma pan every Gujju going to the USA will surely have mental calculations of as to what will the chaa no masalo cost here and what will it be there. As they say bad habits die hard, this habit is just into our DNA “ Baapre, aatla mongha Fafda !! Aatla ma to akha Gujarat ne jamaadi dau ! ” true that!
2. The saaman nu vajan ane eno jugaad!
This is the time when the entire house is sitting on your suitcases just so that the poor clothes get cramped up and you can accommodate more kela ni wafer in it.
3. Dealing with “Party aapto jaa, Su khabar pacha kyare malsu !”
You can not figure out whether they are emotional about your farewell or just concerned about posting a picture and utilize the caption #OneLastTime. Trust me it is never one last time. The party aap train starts with the visa approval and ends with your death!
4. Of course the “vidaayi”
Aaakhu gaam mukva aavse airport. You have to reach the airport before even the time which is officially “before time” just because you have to personally meet every person click pictures and probably also deal with “amne bhuli naa jato !” like sure tame bhulva devana nathi !
5. Facing “Kyare jaye che” post visa approval
The thing which we hate the most. Yes, we understand it isn’t easy to make it to the USA but what is with telling the shaakwalo, chaawalo, paanwalo, farsanwalo, Narendra Modi as well.
6. iPhone!
Forget getting one for yourself. Your sister’s friends husbands will ask for iPhones, saying “ paisa aapi desu, pan moklavje haa !” Lagan che ke su!
7. Hogging around all the laahris!
Because this one is genuinely one last time. Tya kya chataakedar pakodi malavani. So make the most of the stinky gutters around the stalls kem ke tya toh maakhi pan nai male !
8. Packing all the Food!
We are Gujjus and we can not but pack our favourite Chevdo, Bhakarwadi, athaanu, lasan ni chutney, Thepla, Khakhra, papadi and everything under the universe which titillates our tastebuds.
9. Mingling a little more with the relatives in the USA!
Our jugaad have to be set everywhere thus, jya jya sastu ane mafat maltu hoye, tya ek vaar darshan kari aavana!
10. The “Tya ketla vaagya hase ?” Test
Every other person you bump into always has this question, atyare tya ketla vaagya hasey bol ne ? Do you know the smart phone in your hand has the facility to tell this and also a facility that will help you to not sound dumb.
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