We know that Gujarat is a really hospitable state. But are we a Super Hero friendly state? Now take Batman for instance. This what he’ll have to deal with if he was in Gujarat
Following are 10 things that would happen if BATMAN was in Gujarat
1) The Bat suit will be made Out of bandhni and can be converted to a kediyu anytime. Because aeee halo!
2) Crime fighting hours will exclude 1pm- 4pm because Catwoman awaits a baporiyu! ( or because bapor ni ungh!)
3) The joker will show off scars which are actually stains from eating too much of maavo
4) He will not get all that alone time to spend thanks to the annoying maasi saying “ Batman che toh su, lagan to karva padse ne ! ”
5) Even batman will not be spared from the wrath of “ Baar jaay che toh shaak leto aavje ! ”
6) Stumbling upon the amazing lane discipline followed in Gujarat Batman would renounce his batmobile and travel by BRTS
7) Batman will have to Manage with Natukaka Instead of sophisticated Alfred!
8) He will have to hear ” Aa jo bachu kaaki no chokro ketlu kamaay che aney tu aakhi raat rakkhdvama thi ucho nathi aavto! “ ten times a day.
9) So what you are a superhero and your cape is your saviour, “topo toh nathi peryo ne, chal side ma aaav !” Even batman will fail to escape this
10) Wayne enterprises will be renamed to WAYNE AND SONS ! Ghar no dhandho che bhai!
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