12 Commandments To be A Perfect Gujarati

Commandments To be A Perfect Gujarati

Being born a Gujju and Being a Gujju are two diffrent things.  Just as management is an art and science so is being a Gujarati.  So go onto checking the 10 commandments of being a PERFECT GUJARATI. Jo score sarro na avey toh start pravticing from today itself!





Following are 12 Commandments To be A Perfect Gujarati


1) Bargaining

You must have the skill to bargain, especially at fixed Rate stores.





2) Adaptability

You must follow the philosophy of chaalsey, faavsey aney bhaavsey.





3) Free no masaalo is your birthright

You must never let go of the free no masaalo from the vegetable vendor.





4) USA

You must have relatives in the States.





5) Money

You must never say “ savaal paisa no chej nai! ” ( because that is a LIE )






6) Sanedo

You shall remember that sanedo toh badhi party maa vagadvano j!





7) Extra Chutney

You must never ever say no to extra chutney. Be it fafda, dabeli or sandwich.





8) Potano Business

You must always have “ maare potanu kaik karvu che on your mind ”





9) Hindi kaacha paaka Aavadna chahiye

You shall never speak shudhh hindi it must have a tinch of Gujarati in it!





10) Self Made

You shall not indulge in “ baapa naa paise leher ”





11) Lagan no chandlo

You shall never give lagan no chandlo more than what your received from the guest on your or your relatives wedding.


Commandments To be A Perfect Gujarati




12) Gujju Slangs

You must teach words like “chapli” “mindhi” “dobo” “dodh dahyo” “jabri” to your fellow non gujjus.





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