Being born a Gujju and Being a Gujju are two diffrent things. Just as management is an art and science so is being a Gujarati. So go onto checking the 10 commandments of being a PERFECT GUJARATI. Jo score sarro na avey toh start pravticing from today itself!
Following are 12 Commandments To be A Perfect Gujarati
You must have the skill to bargain, especially at fixed Rate stores.
You must follow the philosophy of chaalsey, faavsey aney bhaavsey.
3) Free no masaalo is your birthright
You must never let go of the free no masaalo from the vegetable vendor.
You must have relatives in the States.
You must never say “ savaal paisa no chej nai! ” ( because that is a LIE )
You shall remember that sanedo toh badhi party maa vagadvano j!
7) Extra Chutney
You must never ever say no to extra chutney. Be it fafda, dabeli or sandwich.
8) Potano Business
You must always have “ maare potanu kaik karvu che on your mind ”
9) Hindi kaacha paaka Aavadna chahiye
You shall never speak shudhh hindi it must have a tinch of Gujarati in it!
10) Self Made
You shall not indulge in “ baapa naa paise leher ”
11) Lagan no chandlo
You shall never give lagan no chandlo more than what your received from the guest on your or your relatives wedding.
12) Gujju Slangs
You must teach words like “chapli” “mindhi” “dobo” “dodh dahyo” “jabri” to your fellow non gujjus.
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